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cozy stuff, cute stuff, and things I bought at 11pm that actually slapped. you're welcome in advance.

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comfort

Cloud Slippers (pillow slides)

pov: your feet found out what the rich feel like

shop it · $23.99
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comfort

Wearable Blanket Hoodie (oversized sherpa)

canceling plans just hits different when you're dressed like this

shop it · $29.99
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sleep

Weighted Blanket (15 lb)

getting pinned to my bed by 15 lbs of glass beads (romantic)

shop it · $25.99
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comfort

Electric Heated Throw Blanket

my husband is the couch and this blanket now

shop it · $37.99
kitchen

Coffee Mug Warmer

for those of us who microwave the same coffee 4 times

shop it · $21.99
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home aesthetic

Sunset Projection Lamp

my apartment at 9pm thinks it's santorini at golden hour

shop it · $16.99
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home aesthetic

Candle Warmer Lamp

burning candles is out. lamp-melting them like a fancy witch is in.

shop it · $14.99
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home aesthetic

Galaxy/Star Projector

my ceiling at bedtime said 'welcome to space, queen'

shop it · $32.99
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comfort

Microwavable Heating Pad Plushie

yes i microwave a stuffed animal and cuddle it. and?

shop it · $18.94
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comfort

Fuzzy Socks Gift Set (5-pack)

my love language is fuzzy socks and being left alone

shop it · $7.59
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sleep

Silk Pillowcase

waking up without bed head is my new personality

shop it · $22.87
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sleep

White Noise Machine

this little box tells my brain to shut up every night

shop it · $19.99
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sleep

Reading Pillow with Arms (husband pillow)

it has arms, it holds me, it never complains. husband pillow.

shop it · $26.98
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books

Rechargeable Book Light

one more chapter turned into 3am again

shop it · $9.99
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books

Kindle Case with Strap

one-handed reading in the bath: peak evolution

shop it · $12.90
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bath

Bath Caddy Tray (bamboo)

wine, book, candle, zero responsibilities: the tray holds it all

shop it · $29.97
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bath

Shower Steamers (aromatherapy tablets)

turning my 10-minute shower into a eucalyptus spa situation

shop it · $23.99
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beauty

Heatless Curler Set

waking up with curls i did zero work for

shop it · $12.99
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beauty

Ice Roller for Face

undoing last night's chips and wine, one roll at a time

shop it · $18.99
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beauty

Star Pimple Patches

breaking out but make it a constellation

shop it · $26.99
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wellness

Heated Eye Massager

this thing massages my eyeballs and i ascend

shop it · $53.99
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wellness

Shiatsu Neck & Shoulder Massager

my shoulders live at my ears. this is the eviction notice.

shop it · $39.87
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wellness

Acupressure Mat & Pillow Set

lying on 8000 tiny spikes for fun. it works. don't ask.

shop it · $29.99
kitchen

Mini Waffle Maker

making one singular waffle for one singular girl

shop it · $12.99
kitchen

Electric Milk Frother Wand

girl math: $12 wand = $7 latte savings daily = i'm rich

shop it · $9.49
kitchen

Cirkul-style Flavored Water Bottle

tricking myself into hydration with flavor technology

shop it · $12.88
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wellness

Motivational Time-Marker Water Bottle

my water bottle emotionally supports me hourly

shop it · $16.99
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home aesthetic

Essential Oil Diffuser

my apartment smells like a spa and my problems respect that

shop it · $29.99
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comfort

Sherpa Electric Foot Warmer

my feet are cold from october to may. this is the cure.

shop it · $31.99
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home aesthetic

Cord Organizer & Bedside Caddy

my bed is a command center and this is mission control

shop it · $24.17

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